Sir and sass, Wicked Wednesday

Swanky Hotel Squirt – Playing For Points

When I first became Sir’s sub, he made up a game called Swanky Hotel Squirt. It wasn’t exactly something he ordered me to do, but more so a humiliating little game for me to play.


It was the weekend I became his sub when I had to go to a holiday party at a swanky hotel. Sir wanted to make the party a bit more interesting and humiliating for me. I was wearing a little black dress and Sir had ordered me not to wear a bra or panties. My cunt had the words, “Sir’s fucktoy” written on it.

When I got to the party, I texted him. He told me to sneak out to the bathroom and finger myself while standing over the toilet. I was to continue to finger myself until I squirt. Once I squirt, I was not allowed to clean up my cunt because wanted it to drip down my legs as I went back to the party.

So I did as he asked. I was only able to squirt a scruple. Sir said, “It’s not the amount that counts, just the fact that you did it.” I washed my hands and went back to the party.

After the party, Sir told me that this would be a sort of game for me to earn points. On my getDare profile, I was to add ‘SHS’ which would be where I would update my Swanky Hotel Squirt points. It was just an acronym to keep people wondering what it meant.


The following week, I had another holiday party at a swanky restaurant on the harbor. I wore a blue skirt, pink top, and a white blazer with no panties underneath per Sir’s instruction.

He said it would be another opportunity for a Swanky Hotel Squirt. “But it’s not a hotel.” Sir didn’t mind. He said that I could earn it at swanky hotels or swanky restaurants.

At the restaurant, I snuck away to the toilet. This time, I set up my phone to record a video and then began fingering myself over the toilet. It was definitely a squirt worthy of a Swanky Hotel Squirt point.

I squirt all over the place. It got all over the toilet, floor and my legs. After that, I spent about 15 minutes cleaning up the floor and toilet with paper towels. Yes, all of that was caught on video as well.

I sent the video to Sir and updated my SHS to 2. This was quickly becoming a very humiliating game.


About a week later, I was going to go shopping. Sir had me put in the Ben Wa Balls and wear panties as well as leggings. I went to the store and Sir texted me to sneak off to the bathroom. He wanted me to squirt.

I pulled down my leggings and panties and stood over the toilet and began to finger myself. This time, I could feel the pressure building and building until I released. But, it was like a waterfall and the squirt splashed everywhere and wouldn’t stop. It was by far the most I had ever squirt and in the process, my Ben Wa Balls fell out and landed on the dirty floor. I washed them in the sink them put them in the pocket of my leggings because it was too unsanitary to put them back in.

There was a puddle of squirt on the floor. My panties were drenched and my leggings were soaked as well. I took off my panties and leggings. I placed my leggings on the sink and threw away my panties. They were green polka dot panties.

I began cleaning up the floor. When I finished, my leggings were still soaking wet so I used the hand dryer to get them as dry as I could. But they were still pretty wet.

I tried to hide my panties underneath paper towels so no one would see. When I walked out of the restroom, my mom was waiting for me in the car. That was a very long and uncomfortable ride home. I texted Sir about the squirt and he said I most definitely deserved a Swanky Hotel Squirt point for that one. He made me write a report about it as well.

It was the final point before COVID started. It was the most original yet humiliating game I’ve ever played.

Yours Truly, sass c.

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Wicked Wednesday - Swanky Hotel Squirt

sass c.

i'm just your average girl with a dirty mind. young, asian and submissive...does that pique your interest? constantly in a battle with myself whether to stay confined by my cultural values or to break free like the freak i am.

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  1. WOW, definitely original and humiliation. Great game!
    ~ Marie

    1. Thanks. Too bad the game had to come to an end with COVID.

  2. Great games Sass – cheeky too!
    May x

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