I think I’ve established that I enjoy working out with minimal clothing on. But my favorite exercise is best done in your birthday suit.
I’ve always hated cardio. Hate doesn’t even begin to describe the amount of distaste I have for cardio. Running, elliptical, assault bike…I will definitely say hell no to. Why do something so boring and feel like you’re dying? I just don’t get it. Cardio feels like a medieval torture method especially when it’s done in intervals.
It’s something that I always drag my feet into. And I absolutely don’t like a trainer using the session to make me go on the treadmill. I feel like it’s a cop out for the trainer. There I am paying buckets of money for services and they don’t have to do shit but watch me walk/run.
So I definitely say hell no to cardio.
OWNING MY BIRTHDAY SUIT
I know that some cardio is needed to look good in my birthday suit. When I was obsessed with the gym, I used to do my normal workout and also try to get at least 20,000 steps in. But spending two hours on the treadmill was pretty boring.
However, I want to be able to own my birthday suit and take these seductive photos for CL. I know what I get I send him now causes a bit of a reaction haha, but I want to look super hot naked.
So why not have sex as cardio? Sex burns about 5 calories per minute so if you go at least 30 minutes, that’s 150 calories. And if there’s 5 or 6 rounds of sex, I’d say that’s a good amount of calories burned without even having to set foot outside the bedroom.
And sex is fun and pleasurable. So why not?
I’ve always dreamed of having birthday sex, but it’s never happened. With my ex, he had a bit of erectile dysfunction and could not get it up ever. He was in his early 30s at the time so I didn’t quite get how he could never get hard if there was no underlying medical conditions. The only other reason I can think of was maybe he wasn’t attracted to me and just used me for money.
This year, there is once again no birthday sex. CL is too far away for a tumble in the sheets. Though, I know it’d be amazingly hot to have birthday sex with him.
So until then, I’ll just play with myself imagining CL was here having a lot hot steamy sex with me.